Are you a Blogger and tired of getting "Sorry at the Moment we are not collaborating with small Bloggers" - Although your Blog is actually amazing and the only thing that is missing are 100K on Instagram? If you do not want to buy some fake followers and you are also too lazy to comment and like on a daily base of 5 hours, here is the ultimate guide to grow real, active followers:
1. You are rich.
Jackpot! You have the financial resources to buy interesting new stuff to show it your followers. New It Bag on the market? Got it. Nike Cortez in 5 different colors? Bitch please, this is my basic wardrobe. Hanging at the Beach of Bali on a saturday afternoon in winter, while everyone else is studying for a test? You are there to make them dream with your amazing feed. Congrats, I follow you.
BONUS: You are adventurous enough to fly every week to a place where I have to save up for for a year.
2. You look like/ are a model.
Genetic Jackpot! I love to look at your "I woke up like this selfies" And your random #nomakeup pictures at the beach or the spa. I just love to see someone without pimples for a whole month, because you never get side effects from your period and a bad hair day is still a perfect-undone-bun day for you.
BONUS: You are rich. Because then you can show something else besides your picture perfect face.
3. You have a talent.
Educational Jackpot! You can sing, cook, paint, dance , workout or take beautiful photos of landscapes or just write those amazing #inspirational quotes? I follow you - because you CAN DO stuff. I am damn jealous when I see you doing squads and I also am damn jealous when you make those #acaibowls with rainbow colored chia super matcha stuff in it.
BONUS: You have money. Because damn, this is what Instagram is basically about and you should forget about that because thats boring. Be yourself and hope that one day PR People will finally get to the point when they understand that only square pictures are not a context and we go back to the basic Blog we take care of. LOVE to all #richkidsofinstagram out there!
PS: If you are or have a cute pet, there is still a chance to become the manager of a famous acc. Just saying.
credits: rich person: rich russian kids
model: gigi hadid
talent: ezgi polat, nadia damaso, nude yoga girl
that sweater. He usually doesn't see it, but the guy from the recycling acceptance is always watching us. Not sure wether I should tell him or not because he tends to be shy. Anyway, this is my happy face, but the outtakes happen to be meme-like hilarious! I truly love them.
Talking about Love, I am really glad to have Juule over here for the next three weeks. My ever-lasting long-distance friendship goes in the final round, since this year we will both finish our studies. No Idea where that leads us or how long we will stay where, but I definitely know that we will be free to visit each other more often. Studying is not directly the biggest boundary, but being financially limited is. But I know, the day will come when we get payed like champions and then I´ll buy some plane tickets to visit every person I miss. Just like that!
An dieser Stelle zieht sich meine Stirn zu einer einzigen Falte des Entsetzens zusammen. Und des Mitleids. Was muss in einem Kopf vorgehen, damit man solche Dinge äußert? Öffentlich? Und Zuspruch findet? Ich will es nicht wissen und sehe zu meinem Freund rüber. Er sieht sich ein Video von einer Baby-Ziege an.
Aber zurück zu Roosh, denn diesen Samstag findet ein Meet and Great der Anhänger statt, in über 165 Städten, in insgesamt 43 verschiedenen Ländern, auch in Deutschland - Damit sie ihre geistreichen und wertvollen Gedanken über die Stellung der Frau in der Gesellschaft teilen können. Also, wozu die Aufregung über Roosh nettes Get-Together? Es war schließlich alles nur Satire, was ich auch sage, wenn ich z.B. ohne Fahrschein erwischt werde.
Roosh ist nur ein Motivationscoach für unterdrückte Männer - sagt er. Ist also die richtige Reaktion auf den Flashmob der Steinzeit Etikette Beileid für alldiejenigen, die sich Samstagabend versammeln? Wenn man sich ihren geheimen Code ansieht, dann schon: sie fragen, "Where is the Pet Shop?" - um einen potentiellen Anhänger zu erkennen. Die Roosh Antwort lautet "Right here." - AHA! Nach einem freundschaftlichen Beschnuppern geht es dann weiter zum eigentlich wirklich geheimen Treffpunkt, wo sie ihren Plan besprechen wollen, die Herrschaft über die Frau zu erlangen. Vielleicht passiert das in einem Internet-Cafe. Oder auf einer Bowlingbahn, auf jedem Fall an einem maskulinen Ort! Und mit Decknamen wie "Reese Enpenis" oder "Masko Lin", "Doug E. Style." - Oder einfach Harald. Denn das sind keine Menschen, die in der Lage sind, ihr Gedankengut bei kritischen und reflektierten Bürgern zu implementieren. Das sind ziemlich arme Männer, die weder unsere Angst, noch unsere Beachtung verdient haben. Und schon gar nicht unsere Körper.
First Illustration: foreverwonderstruck
quote: le moi being #inspring
Is there anybody else who doesn't want to read another post about the pantone colors of the year? Yes? Great, because we all know by now its pink and blue and thats ok for now, really. What is more interesting: ACNE STUDIOS came up with a very sweet bonbon last season - and sadly it was too expensive - even during Sale. More than 600€ is maybe not the amount of money one should spend on a very special Item, which you can not really wear every day. But lucky us got two wonderful alternatives which might solve the pink craving, covered in satin for a while. Honest Talk: I was not able to find the Mango Jacket in Small in Stores, but the Quality of the fabric was not too good - The ADPT. One is not as cheap as the MANGO one, but you definitely feel the difference - also, its not the Pantone color of the year and so you are allowed to wear it in 2017 as well ;) You can get it here.
lets have some real talk - ever since some specific bloggers appeared on my desktop, layering became a statement. How weird is that, people layer as soon as its getting colder anyway. And even if, for me there is and was only one true Inspiration: The Olsen Twins. It was my very first contact with inspiration when I saw the Olsen twins wearing boyfriend shirts in 2008, back then, when they were probably to closest thing to fashion bloggers (without even having a blog). I still can't stop drooling over their effortless chic, they make me crazy jealous!
But what I can do, is dress it down - because even if I had the olsens Wardrobe, I wouldn't be as creative as them, so I picked long shirts - A wonderful way to to layer or play around with knots. There are so many ways to combine and style them! At the moment, they are stuck as second of four layers, but as soon as its getting warmer, we will rock them with denim jackets and tie them around our waists - my favorite piece of clothing!
Ever since this Blog was originally made in spring 2009 (seven years ago) and because everyone is obsessed with pretty timepieces, I wanted to thank you guys for your constant following with the rose gold/purple watch by Henry London! Yes, its been seven years of more or less constant blogging - last year, I started to blog at least 2, 3 times a week and this year, it will be at least 4 times a week (lets see how long I can handle this) - However, let me quickly tell you about Henry London. I think there are plenty of watches on the market, looking all pretty much the same, more or less. The special thing about Henry London is the Personality:
As you know, I am very fast when it comes to trends. So, I finally own those hyped Ballerinas that flooded Instagram like one year ago. Thats how long it takes to make me like something (late majority moi) Btw, This is one of my holiday Looks - featuring my fair black shirt, made in Porto, Portugal. The german Brand FunktionSchnitt offers a great variety of basic t-shirts made of organic materials and produced ethically. I am all about basics at the moment - I have this very same shirt in three different "colors", if you want to count black and white as ones, so it will be a bit boring to watch my outfit posts. I am already sorry about that, I am still figuring out the minimalist wardrobe (: I have found out that the pieces I love the most do all look the same, so I will follow that hint and stop shopping for a while. Also, I was on holidays so damnit, forget to be fashionable if you have to walk for the next 8 hours straightaway.